dweeb (n. The 90's 'dweeb') a word which renders the speaker automatically the word itself, for the mere fact that he has used it. It encompasses something more socially disheartening than dorkiness and often involves an abnormal length of limb.

ambuscade (v. Frankish 'ambuscaden')- to ambush only worse because it involves more skewering. example 'The treacherous Lombards ambuscued Charlemagne's forces on the bank of the Elbe.'

roommate (n. Ruskij/Русский 'rummateski')- as you are neither British, nor Australian, nor on the Discovery Channel you may find yourself wondering why you call this person 'mate'. They really should be your 'roomfriend' or, in cases of enduring friendship, your 'rommieskizzle'.

family (n. lat. 'faminus') people for whom one would give up one's peanut butter in times of famine. no matter how famished one became, one would not eat these people. Famacide cannot be commited against them, but perhaps a voyage to Famagusta could be undertaken with them. One must support these people, even in their famelessness.

big brother (n. Ebonics 'bro-skizzle') someone who does not get angry at you, even when you cannot get the car into first gear at a green traffic light. also someone who is fearless in his attempts to visit restaurants owned by the Japanese mob. this person most likely eats unwarranted amounts of cereal and is in possession of paramount knowledge pertaining to the sci-fi literary scene. he is often located at a certain cubicle on Beacon Hill.

schwesterchen (n. Brüder Grimm 'schwesterchen') raised on the water-of-the-gods (2% fat only) this person sometimes forgets her shoe size but understandably so, for her excess brain volume is occupied by an internal GPS of alarming capabilities. she keeps a cozy venue of slumber and a general repleteness in wit but spasmodically suffers from self-confusion with Moses, as shown in a theatrical debut in 2004 which involved a large branch, a dressing gown, and noteworthy alterations to the biblical original.

schwesterle (n. Schwäbisch "schwesterle") responds positively to all things of the feline and cultured-dairy categories, yet may act with animosity when faced with social ineptitude of a melo-romantic nature. At the fault of certain glittery shoes , she seems as first impression to own a touch of the fop, but what she seems as first is simply not what she is at second and third: she cherishes a good read and conversation of intellect darüber and thus we can can sum her up in that well beknown ligne de parler "don't judge a book by it's rhinestone crocs".